It was back in November that I first posted some pictures of Jaide, and since then, a lot has changed. First of all, I hardly have any memory of ever being a smoker at all, so that's bizarre. Second of all, I've lost 30 pounds through diet and exercise. Third of all, I've moved to Pigeon Forge, Tennessee with my wife to start a new life. That life includes a new job, and a new lifestyle because my wife is not attracted to women and would rather have a "real man" instead of what I am. That's all well and good. She's learning and growing just as well as I am, so we'll do this thing together. She found us a boyfriend who preferred to date us if I am Jaide. So, my wife whipped up a miracle on my face, and here she is: