Have been in the woodworking shop all day wearing the usual...thigh highs panties, forms, and a cami underneath my sweat shirt cause is 33 out and snowing. Old jeans and sneakers because spraying some lacquer. Friend calls, says he is on our street, and stopping by. No way to hide the girls under this sweat shirt, so quickly take cami, bra, and forms off and toss them into a drawer. One form goes astray and lands in the wood shavings and sawdust under the drill press. All the aforementioned wood products stick to the form but not enough to camouflage it. Not enough shavings to bury it. Into the drawer it goes. Sweatshirt back on just as there is a knock on door. Friend arrives. While we talk, I put roll of paper away into the drawer where everything was tossed. Oops. Toss paper in and shut drawer fast. Friend leaves. Get everything out to get dressed again. Breast form looks like a fuzzy, one eyed turtle whose shell is delaminating. Can only imagine how that will feel in a bra. Fortunately washes clean and the girls are back where they belong. Moral: If you are going to cross dress, have good reflexes...and remember where things are.