There are thigh highs hanging to dry on the necktie rack.
There are thigh highs hanging to dry on the necktie rack.
When your SO asks you for fashion advice and wants you to help her shop because your sense of style is better.
My ex was so fashion clueless she wouldn't know an A-line from a skyline......
Before you can love another, you must first like yourself
I Aim To Misbehave
Labels belong on BOXES, not PEOPLE!
You come home with a new purchase and SO asjs, "That's pretty, where's mine?"
Life is too short to be boring.
When, as has just happened to me, you need to divide the giant new closet space into his, hers and hers instead of just his and hers. Trouble is, I am thinking 33%/33%/33% but my darling wife is thinking more 50%/25%/25%.
You have to look at the label on the women's jeans when folding clothes to know whose they are.
Your wife asks you which pair of shoes go best with her outfit and she goes with your choice.
You find your wife's panites in your undie draw, because she really thought they were yours when she sorted the laundry.
You take better care of the fine washables than your wife does.
She sees your workout capris, and asks for them for Christmas.
You have more lace on underwear than she does.
You have to apologize for teasing her about all the runs in her pantyhose when your thigh highs look they were used by the cat as a scratching post.
Last edited by Laura912; 12-25-2017 at 01:01 PM.