As they say "there but for the grace of God...."
The other day my wife ran out of makeup remover so I gave her mine. She's also been using my nail glue. That's fine I just asked that she replace it before Saturday night/Sunday morning when I'll need it again.
So me having worked today and having her truck she waited for me to get home before going out to the store. So she leaves and I'm in the house half asleep on the coach when she calls me on my phone to tell me there's a guy in a van parked in front of her that just opened the side doors and threw a pile of clothes on the floor. She said he's in his underwear wearing fishnets and high heels!
Wait, what?! OK.
So I go outside and see a pile if women's clothes and a few pairs or shoes on the sidewalk. I look in the van and see that someone is lying down in the backseat with their legs on the front seats. Legs in black fishnets and and black suede pumps. Hmm....my first thought is a guy banging a girl but my wife said it was a guy wearing that. So I bang on the window and see the legs disappear into the back of the van.
So I bang louder! I'm not sure who else is in there. Finally he tries covering himself in a man's coat but you could see white lace panties, a bra, a halter top and the fishnets and heels. I asked him what was he doing and he said nothing. I asked who else was in the van? He assured me he was alone but I looked thru it anyway. I told him to pick up all this shit and don't throw your clothes on the floor. He insisted they weren't his. I could see the fear in his eyes and started to feel bad for him. At this point my wife was waiting in the truck for me so I told him listen buddy I don't care what you're doing. I understand you have no where else to dress and you probably got the clothes from the garbage or a clothing bin in a local shopping center. But just don't leave a mess here and don't attract attention to yourself. He thanked me got out in his mismatched getup and picked everything up and sped off.
On the way to store to ironically replace the items I would need to dress, my wife was like what's wrong with these people? I can't believe it! Blah, blah, blah... So I said listen he has no where else to go.He was alone and not bothering anyone and sorting thru what did and didn't fit. Besides I think those little black suede booties would fit you! She laughed and said that's ok ....
I felt bad for the guy and still do. He almost shit himself in fear and embarrassment. I almost felt like giving him some makeup I no longer use. LOL!