Yesterday I was home alone for a while but not enough time to dress, I was laying on the couch when the door bell wrang and it was the lady across the street. Her daughter owns a high end clothing store that my wife will go there when she has a special occasion. I greet her at the door and she is older but she looks amazing and the best part is she's probably the only women I know who still wears a slip and loves to show it, and of course as I'm walking to the door I see she was wearing a black lacy one hanging down. She had a bag in her hand and she explained that she was up all night doing invatory at her daughters store and they were clearing out there winter stock and as they were preparing the stock for the liquidators and she thought of my wife and grabbed her a few dresses she thought my wife would like. She pulled one out and showed me how nice it was and my eye went on the price tag saying $499.99. She handed me the bag and said she knew my daughters wouldn't wear them because they weren't name brand but my wife would, I hold up the dress that was out of the bag and it looked a little small. I look at the tag and I tell her this dress is not my wife's size it's to small, she turns around to me and said I'm sure someone will get use out of them and she had a grin on her face and gave me a wink and walked away. I know she's a noisy lady always peeking out of the corner of her blinds but I guess, "whatever" at this point. I instantly drop my clothes and tried on the dresses, they fit like a glove and they felt amazing. When my wife came home I explained what happened and told her the dresses fit me perfect and she wouldn't be surprised if the niebour seen me some how because she's so noisy.
When my daughter came home she seen the dresses and said she has a friend's engagement coming up and she tried on the dresses. She came back with the dresses and told us that the dresses don't fit her there to small, my wife yelled out, "how can't they fit you and they fit your father". My daughter response being "WHAT dad tried on the dresses" she looked over at me and I was sitting there calm for some reason and I looked at my daughter and pointed at my wife and made the crazy hand symbol. My wife told her that she doesn't know what she talking about because you kids drive me crazy.
What a day, my niebour gave me dresses and I believe she knows and my wife almost outed me to my daughter if it wasn't for some calmness and fast thinking.
Sorry it was so long I just get so excited when something interesting happens and I can't stop writing.
when do we get to see these dresses 
