Caught red handed

[BrendaPDX]

Leanne, That is actually a very touching story, and yes very funny. Thank you for sharing, made my morning

[Krisi]

I quit smoking in 1972. That was back in the days when you could smoke in your house, in your car and on the job. Cigarettes were 33 cents a pack.

As a smoker, I didn't realize this, but a non-smoker can smell cigarette smoke a mile away. If you smoke anywhere in your house, your wife will smell it, even days later. The smell stays on your clothes until you wash them. It stays on your breath and on your body. I dated a woman who was a heavy smoker after I had quit. Kissing her was like licking an ashtray.

Listen to your wife, get rid of the cigarettes.

[Sandra_Dodds]

Very funny. There was me thinking that's very foolish to take such a risk dressing while your wife was upstairs!

I was thinking the same thing - wow, you're taking quite a risk getting fully dressed, but when I got to the conclusion I had to smile. One of the best "caught" stories I've read.

[giuseppina]

... but a non-smoker can smell cigarette smoke a mile away. ...

You got that right, Krisi. I always have been sensitive to smoke of any kind. I couldn't stay in the smoking section of a train car when I was commuting by train in my early 20s. If I had a cold, I would be gasping. I can smell the smoke of a fire at 500 metres. Neither parent smoked while I was alive.

Today, I need a dust collection system with a good filter to do anything more than rip an 8 foot board on the table saw before I start to sneeze.

I'm afraid I don't have much sympathy for smokers who complain they have to go outside to indulge their habit. Smoking!

[BLUE ORCHID]

Hi Leeanne , I am laughing so hard that the tears of laughter are running down my leg~~LOL >Orchid......

[cdsamswife]

I feel the exact same when my Sam sneaks a cigarette here and there..... hahaa sounds like an amazing wife

[jennifer0918]

Good for you Leanne you have a very informed and accepting wife !!!! She rawks ...Never batted an eye ?? That's great .

[Nef]

well... wearing 4 inches heels can kill your feet but i guess cigarette is worst, haha