me: "are these panties yours?"
wifey: "no, they're yours."
me: "they're not mine. I don't have this color. But I'm missing a pair like them. So they're yours."
wifey: "then yours must be in (one?) of my underwear drawers."
Now, I can only describe any of my wife's clothes drawers as un-openable, due to the amount of clothing stuffed into them. Any of said drawers can also to be known as "the abyss", due to the fact that once you put something in there, you'll never see it again.
Great, I'll never find them now. lol
So I dove in. Elbow deep. In my wife's drawers. lol
As expected I could not find them, and feared all was lost to the underwear drawer I shall now refer to as "Narnia".
I mean really? they were only in there for two days. How far could they have possibly gone?
Luckily, on day three of the search, she found them... back from their adventure to Narnia. The good news is, they came back with a friend, A pair of bright pink undies! Same make, same model, same size!
I'll take that as a victory