As you do when you are in the closet and stupid I had some lipstick posted to work. A female colleague picked up the parcel for me, how nice, and said it feels like lipstick.
So the challenge is what item could this be that feels like lipstick but isn't?
Any suggestions much appreciated. The obvious answer is that it is and its for my wife, but I dont want her mentioning it to my wife in passing.
Burt's Bee compound for lip protection in the sun........
Either tell her the truth or tell her to mind her own business.
Truth is best, I mean all you have to say is, "yes it is," with no further explanation, but you can claim it's a camera battery if you feel you must.
I am not a woman; I don't want to be a woman; I don't want to be mistaken for a woman.
I am not a man; I don't want to be a man; I don't want to be mistaken for a man.
I am a transgender person. And I'm still figuring out what that means.
Tell her it's a piece of petrified dog shit.
Thanks everyone for prompt responses.
I love the variety of answers from helpful to just hillarious!
Camera battery is good one.
Why don't you just go to the drug store and buy it there?
That way you don't have to involve a co employee or have to lie about it.
Is it possibly that you really want to tell and be "found out" by this woman?
I always do as Tracii suggests but I like Monica's suggestion.
At least you could put it on a pedestal and tell someone it.s a trophy you won. :-)
Just go out and buy it locally, Boots and CVS sell it by the bucket load to any one.
Work on your elegance,
and beauty will follow.
Just let it go! If you make an excuse now it’ll be OBVIOUS you’re covering something up
Amazon sell functioning Usb lipstick tubes?
I have to agree with Micki here. It's over let it drop unless you are going to tell the truth.
We need to stop the lying, it's insulting to women. Women know what a tube of lipstick looks like. Women know what a bra looks like when they can see the outline through your men's shirt. We are not fooling anyone.
Maria,
Only you know it's lipstick , she's only guessing ! It could be some special glue for model making , or a pack of refills for a pen . This is the problem , we have to get over this paranoia , if they know nothing of your CDing needs why would they even connect the two ?
I admit I was as bad ! I sent for my satin French Maid outfit with petticoat and pants many years ago . I'd told my postman I needed to get the parcel before my wife because it was a surprise present . Everyday I was ready to pounce on him before he rang the door bell , the morning it came I met him at the bottom of the drive , he held on to it for a while squeezing it saying," it's very soft ! " In my mind he knew exactly what it was inside , as he walked away he said , " I hope she likes it ?" so I replied , " I'm sure someone will !"
The real me ,no going back.
How about a bullet personal vibrator to replace the one you and your wife wore out?
Tell her it’s eyeshadow primer.
I like the mind your own business answer.
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There are pens made out of rifle cartridges. You could get one of those and show it to her.
How can they tell, is it a soft sided package?
Pretty in Pink
I believe you are over thinking this one, but I would be more worried about your co-worker asking you why you are getting packages delivered to work. You should probably just get a PO Box if you want things delivered to a place that isn't your house... Don't dig yourself a hole here through a web of lies.
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I would says it's a lip protection for dry lips.
but i do like KimGs one's Amazon sell functioning Usb lipstick tubes? .
Carolyn
The truth or nothing would be best! They do make cigarette lighters shaped like lip stick tubes! Hugs Lana Mae
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A sex toy!
Seems the only person worried about what it might appear to be is you.
You are worried that it will tip them off that you crossdress and that they will think you are gay. Thats it isn't it?
Give it up and don't say anything. They don't need to know anyway and probably don't really care what it is.
It wouldn't be that unusual to buy lipstick as a present for someone so why worry?
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