My wife and I spent the weekend at the lake with my in-laws. Before we left, I removed the pink polish from my toenails. I am out only to my wife (who tolerates but is concerned that anyone else might find out).
Out on the boat, I was sitting up in front with my sisters-in-law and we all had our feet up on the table/footrest. Noticing that all the toes were painted except mine, one of them jokingly asked me why my toes weren't painted. I hesitated a minute, then told them the truth (knowing that they would assume that I was joking). I said that I removed it the day before because their sister didn't want anyone to see it. While laughing, one asked what color it was. I hesitated again, and about the time that I decided to follow with the truth again, someone said that it was probably pink. I agreed that it was pink, they laughed again, then moved on to the next subject.
No one seemed to have a clue that I was telling the truth. I smiled, having gotten a kick out of the exchange.