A little background. Told my wife about 20 years ago, nearly 25 years into our marriage. (Please do not use your calculators!)
She was totally upset, but settled down after a while to a basically DADT situation. She knows I have a stash on my side of the closet, in bags. Too many, she says. I have bought make-up from Avon when she orders non-make-up items. She washes my intimates. Hasn't seen me, live or photos.
OK, that said, she was on a GDO the other day, a day after a shorter, weekly GDO. The shorter day she assumes I get all dolled up (usually finds fingernails lying about somehow).
The second day she came home, went for her television (I was going to abbreviate that, but changed my mind for obvious reasons) glasses, but couldn't find them.
"Where are my glasses?" she yelled to me after first yelling my name in the manner she does when I leave something lying about.
On the coffee table, I replied innocently. Then I realized I had been watching television while wearing my femme glasses which she had just found. Which meant that I had put her glasses in my femme glass case.
She stressed that she needed them immediately and followed me to where I had placed the wrong pair.
Back off, I warned her so she wouldn't come too close to my overflowing femme wear and other items.
I retrieved them and gave her the proper pair. I, however, think she snucked a peak through the slightly 0pen door.
So, a warning to all. Even if all is picked up and put away, your face is cleaned of all foreign material, and your body goes straight up and down, with no curves visible, your SO will still catch you.