Very weird night last night, work has picked up and I'm working way more hours then I'm used to. Was so worn out Friday night that I fell asleep on the couch at 7:00, wife and I went to lay down in bed and rest a bit. I woke up thinking I had just had a long relaxing sleep and saw it as only 10PM. Woke back up at 1AM from a bad dream, I had stepped on my kindle and crushed it, was so relieved that it was only a dream. Went to watch a few videos on youtube because I couldn't fall back asleep. Went back to sleep at 3:30AM. Woke up this morning at 5:30 remembering the most insane dreams.
I woke up on the ground next to a badly beaten man. I realized I was a detective, and also a vampire, and had just fought this other vampire and apparently we had beaten each other nearly to death. The sun was coming up and I struggled, badly wounded to a nearby church as the first rays of light began to burn my skin. I made my way in and to the bathroom where I could see I was in real bad shape. A guy came out of the stall, looked kind of like Seth Rogen. I grabbed him and sucked all his blood, now I'm all better.
Make my way into the church conference room where some guys are having some kind of meeting and they invite me in. One guy takes off his shirt and he's covered tattoos that look like a circuit board. He plugs himself up to a computer and the tattoos all light up and everyone in the room claps.
I'm suddenly at the morgue. A woman in a lab coat is asking me what I make of all the dead bodies, they'd been coming in all night. I watch as a nearby body on a table begins to quiver. A face appears and pushes its way through it's lower torso, right below its belly button. Another human rips its way through the body, I look around and it's happening all over the morgue. The woman screams as she is attacked and I move to fight off a zombie like creature that is grabbing for her. We are surrounded. Fade to black.
I'm me again, I go to pick up my wallet and its gushing blood. I look inside and where the money should be it's just blood coming out. I think, oh wow, I never thought this kind of crazy stuff really happens, but here it is in the real world, right in front of me. I could not make my wallet stop bleeding.
I'm at a relatives house for a family gathering. A young man walks in that I know, but not real well. He moved away a few years ago. I always admired him because of his laid back personality, freewheeling lifestyle and ablities. We are friends on facebook, so he pops up occasionally. Since moving away he's grown his hair out long, its light and curly and at some point I realized he would make a very pretty girl. So he walks into the room in a beautiful pink satin party dress, he seems very sad, and I realize his face a changed a bit and he looks more feminine. "Why are you here?" I ask.
"This was just the next place to go after the funeral," he said.
"Whose funeral?" I asked. He replied by saying his name. I woke up.