Okay, so I have a gel manicure (matte navy blue, my new thing) shiny navy blue toenails (same color but the pedicurist they told me the matte doesn’t last without gel), a waxed chest and stomach, shaved legs... and I’m about to get both ears pierced. Call me crazy, but someone’s gonna start asking questions. Any ideas or have I committed myself to being honest when the time comes?