Hey everyone.... thanks for the empathetic comments.
I wasn't trying to suggest I am passing (despite what Kelly will say, her and her peaches and cream complexion) I mean where I was standing was some pretty weird lighting, my face was kind of covered by my hair so all the had to go on were the hip pads, butt pads and boobs.
Either way, is this the best idea a guy has?... to yell out "hey baby"?
Reminds me of this bit that Jerry Seinfeld has about guys and the very last brain cell they must have left.