My appologies Teresa, yes it was our dog. I really was NOT poking fun of anyone's situation. Pets are kind of funny at times.
I had to find humor or I would have cried. Again , no disrespect meant.
Lola and I have made up and I keep the bedroom door shut.
I've had this happen with a pair of flats lol
They know they've made a mistake bless them
You also had me lol
When you grabbed a heel and strode down stairs, I thought 'dang! what's gonna happen now? Someone call 911.'
How fun ! You had me going for a min.
Loved it
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Cats FTW!
Thanks for the giggles though.
Very nice story. One time my wife threw out one of my pr of heals. She thought that they belong to some one else.
She would let me dress, but no heals. That's OK, because I had problems walking in them anyway.
Wow, just wow!
"This is ME" I am not CRAZY, I'm just a GUY who likes dresses!
Since allot of men dress up in woman's clothing that makes it a manly thing to do!
Much more fun than fishing.
I do construction like house building and I love CD-ing, what's the difference?
Nice spin on a annoying situation. You totally had me fooled till the end
Whew thank god you are OK. You certainly had me going there. I read your story to my wife and I waited to deliever the punch line. She told me it had her heart pounding for a bit. As for the real ending sadly I have been there before with a dog who knew they had gone rouge.
Love your story
Teri Ray Rural Idaho Girl.
ROFL!
We have to be careful what we leave around the house, especially shoes! Back when our dogs were pups they would chew everything. These days, our Border Collie takes items as trophies to "his" part of our back yard. Luckily doesn't chew them anymore.
Michelle!
Good story telling! Thanks for the laugh. (Unfortunate for the shoes, though).
That was a hoot. I was expecting to hear a total story of brimstoneand hate. Yes it was a grat story in the end. Woukd lov to hear your wife's versiin of things.
Kelly:
We've got a bone to pick with you over that one. Don't run away. SIT! We're not down with that type of behavior. And we won't roll over and forget it. And if you think we're going to stay, you're barking up the wrong tree. That brings us back to your heels -- we won't remain by your side going forward, even if you beg.
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Be all the woman that you can be!
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. . . and now, On With The Show!
See!
Dogs have their limits too! :-)
Work on your elegance,
and beauty will follow.
You got me!Good one, Kelly!
That's really funny…. better than having a cat that gets upset and pisses all over everything in the closet because of inattention ;;;; yeah that happened to me...and they really don't care and if you bother to scold them they just look annoyed ……………………………...Debra
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I mourn for your lost shoes.
- Diane
Loved the story... for a second I was thinking..... would it be beneath me to ruin Sam's heels?..... maybe not if i was angry enough.... and then i felt so petty after reading the full story Haha!
My dear, you certainly got me. You have a way with words, and great story telling techniques. I can't wait for the next one!
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I've seen this meme on reddit -- very appropriate.
You totally had me fooled right to the very end. Good one
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