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    Electrolysis Humor

    Talk about an oxymoron, right? Still, I hope you get a chuckle out of this.

    As Lea mentioned in another thread, I will fall asleep several times during some sessions. During a recent visit, I had been nodding off, and then found myself suddenly awakened... by a loud snore. The electrologist kind of jumped back, startled. Rather embarrassed, I quickly apologized. She came right back with, "Well, that's certainly better than the screams some of my patients let out." We giggled for quite a while.
    Well, somebody has to make up that base of the bell curve that defines "normal".
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    Okay, I'll play.

    I am going to the same electrolysis as Kelly, not for facial hair, that was finished almost forty years ago, now I am prepping for surgery coming up in July. Surgery prep is way more expensive than facial hair removal. Yesterday I told Dr. Millik that I had two fine hairs that return every couple of months, one on my chin and one on my left cheek, and someday, when they come back, I would come in and get her to remove them. She said, "If they are back next time you come in I will take care of them." I said, "Not at $150 per hour! I will walk out, come back in and get them done at the facial rate." She laughed.

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    i'm not sure i can get a buzz out of something so painfully on the point ;-) I find it a hair-raising experience
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    I finally got rid of one prick, now I get a lot of little pricks every week

    Wow Jeri, $150 an hour, glad I didn't have to pay for my lower electrolysis, just remind your electrologist to change the needle if they do the lower hairs first

    Kelly, I thought for a moment you were going to say you woke up and found the electrologist fast asleep and snoring

    Pamela, some people will pay big money to get a buzz, but then again they wan't summat else raising and not the hairs
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    Pamela,

    I tell Kelly that transition is not for sissies. Lol

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    Jeri, I don't think this is the right sub forum for the sissy element of the TG spectrum
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    Jeri Ann,

    While i get the joke, I don't appreciate the implication. The experience of pain will depend on how thick-skinned one is. Some of us are considerably more sensitive than others, due to various factors.

    I guess we could say you touched a nerve ;-)))
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    I used to believe this, now I'm in the company of many tiggers. A tigger does not wonder why she is a tigger, she just is a tigger.

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    Actually my electrologist once said to me..

    "I'll tell you one thing I learned about T-people doing all this electro.... they are not p*ssies""
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    When Jeri Ann had her original electrolysis, it could only be done during a thunder storm while flying a kite with the string connected to the needle.

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    OMG!!! Dr. Laura that was supposed to stay between us. I told you not to ever repeat that!

    They actually had electricity back then but it hadn't come to our town yet.

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    I think found some footage of @jeri ann's procedure online

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    That's it! That's not me on the table but that is the place!

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    And whoever is on the table must have a lot of trouble buying heels!

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    Eemz, I have to 'fess up. That's a photo of me and my feet!

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    download.jpg Unforunately Laser is out of the question for me, can anyone tell me how many sessions of electrolysis I'll need
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    I think we might need to start with a lawnmower and see where we go from there...

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    So Cousin It is tranz. I KNEW it!

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    Wasn’t Cousin It from Transylvania?

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    Soon I'll start my electro sessions. I hope I can fall sleep too.
    Very funny your story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laura912 View Post
    Wasn’t Cousin It from Transylvania?
    I believe that Cousin It relocated to Great Britain and is doing well. I've heard that she dated Donald Trump for a while but when it didn't work out moved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eemz View Post
    I think we might need to start with a lawnmower and see where we go from there...
    It would have to be industrial strength with tungsten carbide blades tipped with diamonds

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    I believe that Cousin It relocated to Great Britain and is doing well. I've heard that she dated Donald Trump for a while but when it didn't work out moved.
    I resemble that remark
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    Did someone call Cousin It?

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    Bet she had more fun as a blonde.

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    Today at my electrolysis appointment I made the mistake of mentioning the rodeo. My electrologist got very ticked off. She is a PETA vegan. She started carrying on about how cruel it was to put a rope around a cow's neck and pull on it. She said this as she was sticking a needle in my private parts and applying electric current to it. I dunno. I think, at that moment, I would rather be the cow. Just sayin'.
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    Ha ha I think the cow got the better deal there alright

    My funny electrolysis experience this week was this: I haven't been shaving my chest because I'm getting electro and now quite a prominent V cleared down the middle, enough for me to wear most tops without a problem, which is great. I was looking in the mirror after a shower this morning when it suddenly struck me... OMG I look like I'm wearing a hairy bra now. Seriously.

    The things we go through!! LOL we must be mad

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