Well had to go get a new set of acrylics since mine were beginning to separate and in doing so I've lost my long nails to shorter just past the finger tips (agony) but they grow fast. Dressed and made up more to match the wrinkled face(age) and less youthful shaped body had doors opened by men the broad smiles by women, the over all extra helpfulness by SA, always MA'AM and other female terms (ecstasy). While shopping at Kohl's I found a sweater dress and a skirt (ecstasy) but then had to buy a full body shaper (agony) to make a smooth look underneath(ecstasy), also could not find my fave style bra and when asking the SA found that it was no longer in their inventory(agony). On a roll, off to BJ's wholesale to purchase some food stuffs but first to renew my membership as I was awaiting to pay the young lady asked if I was adding someone else to the card and I quizzically asked what she meant, she then stated "this is Alberts card" it then dawned on me she thought I was a female(ecstasy)so I had to burst my own bubble and state that "I know I'm Albert". Then as if nothing happened, which it didn't, she went on to compliment me on my outfit, hair and new nails(ecstasy). My outing was not over yet I made a stop in at a near by thrift store and found that ankle length denim skirt that I've been searching for for ages and only 3 bucks(total ecstasy). Now I've got to wait out the storm headed my way, crummy snow/sleet/rain mess(agony)and if that's not bad enough my brakes started squealing now a total brake job is needed(total agony) and I don't think I'm up to it anymore.