My landlord and I have just come out of HD garden center. We are in the parking lot standing behind my car. Well I’m standing, my friend, she is sitting on one of those power chairs facing the store.
Now it’s 4PM on a sunny day about 70 degrees with a cool breeze. So I was wearing bleached out skin tight Skinny jeans with a turned up cuff, a cute sleeveless blouse, and white heels.
I’m bent over putting this rose bush in the trunk of my car, trying not to brake any of the branches. My friend starts giggling, she tells me this guy just walked across the parking lot completely fixated on my behind. He walked into a curb and almost fell on his behind.
The rose made it without damage and we’ll be planting it tomorrow.
