I was going to Costco and my wife asked me to return a couple of things for her, one of which was a pair of Amanda jeans.
She also wanted me to look for Amanda jeans in size 8 short. Then she went on and on explaining to me what they looked like, and that they were Gloria Vanderbilt.
What she doesn't know is that I know exactly what Amanda jeans looked like, because I have at least a couple of pair in various colors. in accordance, with DADT, I couldn't tell her.
It was just funny to me.
