Just a funny story from today. I've been doing some online courses at night and I figured - what the hell, I'll never see these people in person right? So I signed up as Eemz and used an old profile photo from this site.
Well they're obviously trying to recruit for next semester because I got a call today from an academic advisor
"can I speak to Eemz please" ..
I knew who it was so I just went with it...
"Yep that's me"
"em, no, sorry, er, I was.. am I saying that right? er Eemz? Emmmz?"
"yes, Eeeemz, ya that's me <laugh> Don't worry, I know my voice is weird, I get that all the time <laugh> Now - what can I do for you?"
"oh em right, er ah <flustered>"
"no really, it's ok, it happens all the time"
"ok well er sorry about that - we were wondering if you wanted to sign up for next semester and... <normal conversation follows>"
Slightly evil I know, but I have to entertain myself somehow