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    Once again Paula scores with her great sense of humor. Girl, you’re a classic!!!

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    Member susanmichelle's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robbiegirl View Post
    Any cute or clever lines you have thought of to use if you are caught wearing some silly women's attire. Lines that might deflect or defuse the situation, The one below appears to not be working that well!

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    I have one I’ve used. I tell em I’m a craftsman kind of guy when read with the softer side.
    Be Yourself, Everybody else has been Taken......Oscar Wilde

    I go to the beat of a different drummer

    Susan Michelle

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    Junior Member Kelly-o's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by paulaprimo View Post
    In the locker room my buddy saw my panties and said how long you been wearing them?
    Ever since my wife found them in my car...

    A guy said to me, are you a dude?
    I use to be...

    Why do you want to be a woman?
    Science proves that woman live longer...

    Are you a man or woman?
    I went abroad, and came back a broad...
    This slayed me. Thank you Paula.

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    Gold Member Alice Torn's Avatar
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    Just wanted see how the other half lives!

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    There's that smile! CarlaWestin's Avatar
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    " Why yes! I am a man dressed as a woman. And I'm having a wonderful time. You seem to be mad about something."
    I've waited so long for this time. Makeup is so frustrating. Shaking hands and I look so old. This was a mistake.
    My new maid's outfit is cute. Sure fits tight.
    And then I step into the bedroom and in the mirror, I see a beautiful woman looking back at me.
    Smile, Honey! You look fabulous!

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    Member MonicaPVD's Avatar
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    Haven't been caught yet but it's a likely eventuality. When that moment comes, I guess I would have to say/ask: "Don't I look great?"

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    Stand-up Comedian En Fem❤ Alice_2014_B's Avatar
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    "This is exactly what it looks like."

    Melissa: "... and why are you dressed as a woman?"
    Coach McGuirk: "Because it's freeing."

    -Home Movies
    (cartoon series)

    Shoe size: 9 US women's.
    Dress size: M to L; 8-10.
    Height: 5' 6".

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    Somewhat related. A former co-worker would sometimes ask "At the store where you bought that (shirt, or whatever) do they sell men's clothes, too?"

    I just said "No." And that was the end of that bit of conversation.

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    Men are always left speechless by a witty response from someone who's owning it. When they deliver a barb like that, they're expecting the recipient to feel humiliated and just shrink away. They can't wrap their minds around a CD who's enjoying being dressed.

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