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    Any Cute or Clever Lines you have thought up to use if caught Crossdressing

    Any cute or clever lines you have thought of to use if you are caught wearing some silly women's attire. Lines that might deflect or defuse the situation, The one below appears to not be working that well!

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    I stayed away from developing any kind of clever response if I had been caught, the fear of additional consequences was too great.

    However, now that I'm out and about there have been a couple of occasions where I've had to present my male ID while presenting en femme. My current line is "I'm trying a new look."
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    I'll tell u another that won't work: "Oh, that bra's not mine!"

    If your SO is like mine was? She'll assume u brought another woman home while she was out!

    And, mine assumed that without me saying a word!
    U can't keep doing the same things over and over and expect to enjoy life to the max. When u try new things, even if they r out of your comfort zone, u may experience new excitement and growth that u never expected.

    Challenge yourself and pursue your passions! When your life clock runs out, you'll have few or NO REGRETS!

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    Getting caught by a S/O is not the tine for cute, glib one-liners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micki_Finn View Post
    Getting caught by a S/O is not the tine for cute, glib one-liners.
    Exactly. No matter how funny a comment is, there is still a right and a wrong time to make it....
    "The only way is onward. There is no turning back."

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    Good Lord people - relax! They have this thing called "humor" nowadays; you should check it out.

    If we can't have a bit of fun with dressing then why bother? We're not solving world climate issues here.

    > I've had to present my male ID while presenting en femme. My current line is "I'm trying a new look."

    Ha ha I love this. I think humor is the best way to deal with many situations, like Teresa's ones. It tells people that you're ok with it and this really isn't such a big deal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah Charles View Post
    "I'm trying a new look."
    THANK YOU! I shall steal this line shamelessly.
    Simply an avid clothing enthusiast...

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    "I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque!"

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    I don't think cute or cleaver will work if and when a wife initially discovers her husband all dolled up as a woman. Or wearing some of her clothes. Maybe after there has been some acceptance or tolerance and she find her husband dolled up, he can get away with some playful banter.

    My wife did discover me wearing one of her nylon nightgowns one night when I made a trip to the kitchen for a glass of water. She walked in on me and asked why I was wearing it. I told her I liked the feel of the nylon. It was no big deal. For a while we did incorporate floor length nylon gowns into "bedroom play." We even shopped together for them. She did buy me hosiery and garter belts. It was not until later when my interests went further than the nylon gowns that the "shit hit the wall." It was the vivid red Vanity Fair bra that our daughter yanked from the bottom drawer of my armoire that did it. When y wife and I ended up having "The Talk" I said something akin to finding my female side or something "stupid" like that, she threw back at me "Tell me about your female side when you have a baby!" I decided at that time it was better to just tell her the truth which is "I don't know why I do what I do!"

    There are many sites on the internet with those cartoons of a woman discovering her husband in women's clothing. I do get a chuckle from them. I don't think my wife thinks they're funny.

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    I know a LOT of women that would have EXCORIATED your wife for that comment. 1) women are more than baby making machines, and 2) it implies that women who don’t or can’t have children are somehow “less” or not real women.

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    this is a line a heard used one night. We were read by some folks on the street. They said "You're not a girl you're a man" My friend looked right at them and said "thank you, I almost forgot" It left them kind of speechless
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    Well, I've never been caught fully dressed, but I do run out to the neighborhood 7-11 occasionally in heels late at night for soda pop. Once I thought it was harmless and one of the neighborhood 20 something girls was working as a cashier there. She commented on my manicure asking me where I got them done. I told her and she suggested 2 other places. Yes, the whole conversation was awkward. Then she said "I heard your heels when you walked in". I sort of said "oh uh, I like to wear them" and she smiled and said "yes, I know." So, I didn't really actually have any witty responses. Still, it wasn't the end of the world.

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    When I'm thinking about excuses if caught by anyone I know, it come to my mind "because I like it" or "I was born that way", but in reality as a scaredy cat I'm, I would probably just stood there speech less and waited what will happen.

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    Just look down at yourself briefly, look up, say: “I got dressed in the dark this morning. I guess I grabbed the wrong clothes. No wonder so many people were complimenting me on my look today.” Then wink and keep on walking.
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    . . . and now, On With The Show!

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    "This is exactly what it looks like."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kim Philips View Post
    Well, I've never been caught fully dressed, but I do run out to the neighborhood 7-11 occasionally in heels late at night for soda pop. Once I thought it was harmless and one of the neighborhood 20 something girls was working as a cashier there. She commented on my manicure asking me where I got them done. I told her and she suggested 2 other places. Yes, the whole conversation was awkward. Then she said "I heard your heels when you walked in". I sort of said "oh uh, I like to wear them" and she smiled and said "yes, I know." So, I didn't really actually have any witty responses. Still, it wasn't the end of the world.
    That sounds perfect Kim! You didn't need a witty response, she was letting you know that she knows you wear heels and it's ok. All you say to that is - thanks, and smile. And keep doing exactly what you're doing.

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    You all need to stop taking robbiegirl's posts so seriously. IMHO her posts are always just fishing for free erotic stories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robertacd View Post
    You all need to stop taking robbiegirl's posts so seriously. IMHO her posts are always just fishing for free erotic stories.
    Yup... this ^^^^

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    In the locker room my buddy saw my panties and said how long you been wearing them?
    Ever since my wife found them in my car...

    A guy said to me, are you a dude?
    I use to be...

    Why do you want to be a woman?
    Science proves that woman live longer...

    Are you a man or woman?
    I went abroad, and came back a broad...
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    How about

    [Puzzled look]
    Oh, you must be mistaking me for my brother. A lot of people say we look very much alike, well ... except for the obvious differences. We used to have a lot of fun messing with people's minds when we were younger.


    I'm not sure that I'm sufficiently passible, or a good enough actress to pull it off.


    Or

    I'm the real thing; it's my sister who likes to dress as a man. She's done it, like forever.

    Can the boy you handle the consequesnce that he is an FtM crossdresser
    Hi, I'm Steffi and I'm a crossdresser... And I accept and celebrate both sides of me. Or, maybe I'm gender fluid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paulaprimo View Post
    In the locker room my buddy saw my panties and said how long you been wearing them?
    Ever since my wife found them in my car...

    A guy said to me, are you a dude?
    I use to be...

    Why do you want to be a woman?
    Science proves that woman live longer...

    Are you a man or woman?
    I went abroad, and came back a broad...
    This slayed me. Thank you Paula.

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    Robbie,
    I have a fun story but not about being caught .

    We were meeting up at a shopping village , a group of us sometimes meet up for coffee and some late night shopping . I parked my car next to a guy with two GGs in tow , he watched me park and as I started to walk away he called to me , " You didn't park that very well did you MATE !" I just looked over my shoulder , smiled and said , " What do you expect from a blond !! " I just left them with three mouths agape !

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    Fantastic comeback, Teresa. That may be the finest example ever of owning your narrative. Bra-vo!

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    My response would be, who said Halloween can not be whatever day you want it to be. x

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    Robbie ,
    Again not a being caught story but just turning the situation around .

    We had been asked to make a presentation to a NHS delegation in a lecture theatre at a large hospital , afterwards I finally found my way out of the correct exit and was making my way to the car park , two ladies were chatting and both stopped to look me up and down , I smiled and began to walk away but the devil was in me so I went back and said to them , " Can you believe I entered this hospital dressed as a man and came out looking like this ( I was wearing a smart jacket over a LBD with wedges ) and I only came to visit a patient !" I left them both in stitches !

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