This is a fun thread for something that happened yesterday in a large out of town shopping centre . I was with a very good TS friend helping her choose a dress for a special occasion . I heard a couple having a disagreement as they walked down the racks towards me , as they passed me the wife said , " Next time I'm coming by myself !" So I looked up with a smile and said , " I'd fully recommend it !" They both turned and smiled at me , the husband then said , " We are married your know !" So I replied , " Yes I know , it does show ! " At that he put his arm round her and suggested they go and get a coffee .
So then I had a little fun , while my friend was decided what to buy I spotted a Coast asymetric dress in a golden tangerine colour in size 12 . I held it up in front of me more in fun, my friend looked at the price tag , a £120.00 dress reduced to £11.99 , she said , "for goodness sake try it on at that price ". The colour was a total knockout but sadly as usual Coast sizing is under and I needed a 14 . We were attracting some attention as we couldn't be bothered to walk the length of the shop to use the Ladies changing rooms so we had used a couple of cubicles in the male section . I had to accept the dress went back in the racks , as we walked away I said , " Mutton dressed as lamb anyway !" My friend said, " not abit of it , if they had a 14 you would have been stupid not to buy it ! " The devil in me knew she was right !!