So, I counted the results of all the posts: 22 positive, 9 negative, the rest neutral.
Since the vote is over 2 to 1 positive, I'm going to keep my positive attitude, and move forward.
I still haven't had "The Talk v2" with my wife. There were interruptions and unscheduled events all day long. I hope tomorrow will be a better day.
Some quick responses to the naysayers:
1. I have not accepted the job yet. The LB hiring manager was fine if I took a few days to decide.
2. I did dress at for the interview at the consignment shop
3. I will be very professional and will abide by the extensive dress code that changes season to season. Some shopping may be required.
4. As for shaving, I definitely know what you mean. I used to max out at 3 to 4 days, but my beard is lighter, so I think I can make it.
5. As for bra fitting, I'll gladly pass on any customer who is uncomfortable to a GG SA. It's not about me, but it's about the customer experience.
6. If my wife is dead set against it, I'll abide by her wishes. There's no way to pull this off without her consent, even if it's grudging consent.