Herself and I went to pick up some new hens from a friend today ? me in my man disguise, and my wife as casual as she can be.

He's been a friend for years. Also, he's a Harley riding, truck driving farmer in conservative country born and raised. Also, he's a ren rat and a big nerd. Also, he's a huge teddy bear.

We collected the chickens, talked pleasantries, and then I said to him "Look, I need to tell you something and I need you to keep it a secret" and of course he agreed. Then I told him quickly and casually. I told him that he had always been a good friend and that I hope this wouldn't change that.

He didn't bat an eye. He said "No worries, you're always my brother ? er ? sister ?. Whatever."

Then I brought the chickens home and got stung by a yellow jacket. Oh, the ups and downs.