So the other night I was at the local club chatting with one of the Drag Queens after the show.
Them: I really have to go get changed. My nuts are up inside my stomach.
Me: Welcome to my world.
Them: What?
Me: I tuck all day, every day, and have been for 20 years now.
The look on their face was priceless
Then they kinda shook their head and walked away...
LOL Amateur... :P