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    Female Illusionist! docrobbysherry's Avatar
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    Angry A raccoon ate my silicone breast plate!

    I've been working all week at gluing all the pieces back into it. But, it will never be the same!

    I was bleaching out the dark stains in the plate from a black Halloween outfit I wore over it. Then, dropped it in the pool overnite to get the bleach smell out of it.

    Next morning I found it all ripped and chewed up!
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    That’ it a bummer! A friend of mine had all of his boat wiring chewed up by the varmints.
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    Uggg, that sucks out loud!

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    We call raccoons "trash panda's" around here.

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    Doc you need to speak with Leroy Troy he had problems with 5lbs of Possum in the headlights of his car!!!

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    Doc that is sad and expensive too i hope you get something sorted out
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    OMG that is crazy. I guess you can not leave anything outside.

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    Sherry;
    Sorry to here about your breast plate. Maybe next time put in bucket in secure location.
    Yes I have those pesky guy's around here also. Try scattering some Moth Ball's around.
    They do not like the smell of them.
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    Call the pros. Critter Control.
    At least you will have some revenge. Of course, you can rent a trap.
    Do you mean the raccoons entered the water to chew on you prosthesis? Strange.
    A breast plate does not look much like a clam.
    You would think that after the first bite or two--it should be distasteful.

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    Sorry to hear that, Sherry. I'd be heart broken. Hope the damage was in the back and not the front so repairs won't show..

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    Quote Originally Posted by docrobbysherry View Post
    I've been working all week at gluing all the pieces back into it. But, it will never be the same!

    I was bleaching out the dark stains in the plate from a black Halloween outfit I wore over it. Then, dropped it in the pool overnite to get the bleach smell out of it.

    Next morning I found it all ripped and chewed up!
    Who hasn't had that happen? I mean... wait. What?
    Aside from the expensive damage, that's a priceless story. The kind that go viral on YouTube.
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    That SO beats a dog ate my homework! Commiserations.

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    Next time put it in the deep end of the pool....like six feet. My sister had the wires on her car engine eaten twice by squirrels that invaded the garage. She gave up the garage and had to park it on the street.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stephanie47 View Post
    Next time put it in the deep end of the pool....like six feet. My sister had the wires on her car engine eaten twice by squirrels that invaded the garage. She gave up the garage and had to park it on the street.
    I can't figure it out: Squirrels chew wires inside the garage but not on the street?

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    Sure, blame the poor raccoon.
    Raccoons are nice looking but nasty pests. They leave scraps of food, even half a loaf of bread on my back porch. Once I saw through a small window a raccoons munching something on my porch. I turned on the lights from inside my kitchen. You or I would get startled when a dark porch is suddenly lit. Not that beast! He never flinched but continued his dinner undisturbed.
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    Have you noticed a population explosion too? When I first moved to the area almost 20 years ago it seemed you never saw raccoons. Now they seem to be all over the place the last 3-4 years. Skunks too. Maybe it’s more of a Long Beach thing than OC...

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    It would have been fun to hear the raccoon's description of his night out when he got home to his family.

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    Congratulations, the booby trap was a success!

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    That's a bummer. On the bright side ... I see an opportunity to go shopping.
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    Doc, I know its not funny to you, but that's funny.
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    He was probably upset that you didn't leave out a cute teddy to go with it.

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    Wait..pool? When is the pool party?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diane Smith View Post
    It would have been fun to hear the raccoon's description of his night out when he got home to his family.

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    Doc this post gave me such a laugh.....guess it’s shopping time.
    And Diane love love love your answer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTWimRobin View Post
    That's a bummer. On the bright side ... I see an opportunity to go shopping.
    This one was my new one, Robin. Bought it just 6 months ago!

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    Wait..pool? When is the pool party?
    Whenever u come by, Jenn. However, it's about 55 degrees now!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jean 103 View Post
    He was probably upset that you didn't leave out a cute teddy to go with it.
    I have one, Jean. But, if he got a hold of it? It would probably be spread over 3 states by now!
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    U can't keep doing the same things over and over and expect to enjoy life to the max. When u try new things, even if they r out of your comfort zone, u may experience new excitement and growth that u never expected.

    Challenge yourself and pursue your passions! When your life clock runs out, you'll have few or NO REGRETS!

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    Sorry for your pain, Doc. However, your thread made me giggle😁.

    BTW, love your cute teddy!

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    Sherry I am sorry that happened to you. But to solve your problem I have some special ones (raccoons) that are meaner than your California ones I have one that roams here must be a 10 lb plus won't fit into the trap. Let me know as I can send them to you if you wish

    at least they would be out of my yard!!!!
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    Too funny...hope you have breast plate insurance?!?! Is there even such a thing? Those things aren't cheap! Oh my!
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