Today I went out enfemme. Drove to the station, parked and bought my ticket. Train was running 15 minutes late so stood on a cold draughty platform. Train arrives and forty minutes later I'm stood in the cold waiting for the bus to take me on the next leg of my journey. After 10 minutes bus arrives and 15-20 minutes later I arrive at my destination, Chesire Oaks shopping centre.

By now I needed the ladies. The bus stopped about a 200m walk into a big M&S. Time to find the ladies which of course was upstairs. Straight in no messing about, did what needed to be done, arrrr sweeet blessed relief, straightened myself, washed hands and headed out to find the cafe.

As I exited the ladies I heard a ladies voice say, "Excuse me dear". I turned around to look and she then said, "Your skirts tucked in at the back". Yep, skirt in knickers and just about to walk through a busy M&S. I did of course say a heartfelt thankyou to my savior.