Wifey always knows that I'm listening to determine if I have a window of opportunity.

"I'm going to an event tomorrow."
"Oh, that's nice."
"I really don't want to go but, I keep putting them off."
"Well, it's your friends. Go and have a good time. You driving?"
"No, we're carpooling."
"Is it during the day?"
"No, it's in the evening."
"I worry when you're out too late. And, I don't sleep until I know you're home."
"It's only for a couple of hours like six until eight or nine."
"Well, just have a good time. I just want to stay home and relax. It is a school night for me. If you're going to be out later, call me so I don't worry."

There's always this type of conversation. I actually prefer DADT at this point. I could just say, "I'm playing dress up" but, I know it's just assumed.