I bought two tickets to a local LGBTQIA+ Holiday Gala fund raiser. I'm going en femme, of course!
Turns out my wife already had plans for the evening, so now I have an extra ticket.
As I'm trying to think of someone to ask to be my guest (and my list of eligible persons is very short), an unexpected realization came to me.... I would like to go with a man
The thought of being all dolled up and accompanied by a man seems very appealing. Unfortunately, there are no male-types on my list.