Reading again the Ask a GG: Part 2 thread, I stumbled on this masterpiece from MoGG, written a little more than a year ago. It made me laugh my ass off the first time, and once more today (the "frolicking around the heather" passage is just grand), and my wife adores it too. I thought it deserved to be brought back into light (actually it should be a Sticky with title "How to press GG's buttons".,.).
Reading it as a CDer requires some sense of self-derision as we are the target.
Here it is in all its original glory. The "whole thing" at the beginning of the text refers to crossdressing.