With clockwork regularity my SO gets an A5 sized catalogue that's predominantly women's clothing. She hasn't bought anything from it in years but it keeps falling through the letter box.
So there it is, full of attractive stylish dresses, skirts, tops and shoes, all laid out in glossy full colour, every item beyond my grasp. Now to add to it, there's a sale on! It's torture I tell you!
I can't order from it, questions would be asked in the house if parcels addressed to me started turning up. Even if they deliver to a local convenience store I'd start getting my own copy of the catalogue and invoices though the post.
So I guess I'll just have to put up with a quick browse and content myself that it's better and more satisfying to buy in store.
