Kaitlyn,
Sorry slightly off the cliche theme but a story that never fails to make me smile .
I was in the Salvation Army charity shop trying on a sequined dress , OK I had to wriggle into it a little and managed to get the zipper done up , it looked OK but possibly too tight and maybe a little short . We all know what happens on warmer days and trying on clothes they are far harder to take off , a great deal of wriggling went on before I finally stepped out of it . After at the pay desk I asked the female SA what happens when people really get stuck , she replied , " Oh that's easy we just call the fire brigade ! " Several customers heard this conversation and burst out laughing .
