Your laugh of the day.
I played in a charity golf scramble today (played decent, nice weather and a lot of fun).
On the 9th hole there is a yellow sign for the longest drive. I pick it up to move it to one of our balls. My playing partner Paul says it might be for the woman's longest drive, so I look and it says "Woman" so I put it back in the ground where I found it
Paul says to me "You're not a transvestite".
I answered, "Paul, these days you never know."