When I picked my daughter up from the airport although she knew before hand, she had not seen me dressed so on this occasion I was wearing the long black skirt she had given me for my birthday.
It was a roasting day as we drove home from the airport so I had both front windows of the car open, the way the wind was blowing in and causeing different currents of air the current the effect was that my skirt was getting blown uo towards my waist!!!
My girlfriend (sitting in the front sear started to hold my skirt down and at this point I said "I ferl like Mrylin Monroe" to which we all roared with laughter and thus started a most wonderful time with my daughter.