We've been away for a while and no crossdressing. We got back yesterday so this morning, my wife went to the gym and I got up, put on my bra, hips, wig, etc., shaved and put on a dress and makeup. Then the puppy decided she needed to go out in the fenced yard to take care of business.

I took off my wig and dress, put on a pair of shorts (that fit my feminine hips) and a shirt that more or less conceals my boobs and took her out. She hung around the back of the house for a while and then went to the side yard.

I followed her and saw that the lawn care truck was parked out front with the pump running. Then I saw that the gate was open.

So here I am standing there with a big butt and boobs and the dog is heading for the open gate and the lawn care guy is outside.

I was able to grab the puppy before she got through the gate and the lawn care guy shut it without coming back in. I dodged a bullet. I'll be a bit more careful next time or at least take my boobs off.

I'm old enough to know better.