So my wife has gone crazy over ILNP polish, they have some amazing holographic colors. She got 5 new colors in the mail and decided she should try them out on me Friday night. Saturday morning I woke up and realized I had pretty nails so just decided to make the rest of me pretty. By 10 my wife was starting to get nervous. We didn't expect any company but she had a feeling her mom might drop by since we didn't her on Thanksgiving. She asked me to take off the polish and makeup so I did. But left on my blouse and skirt.
About 15 minutes later we get a knock on the door. I'm in the basement getting out Christmas decorations. I hear my Mom come in and say, "I'll just go down and see him,"
"NO, he's changing clothes," my wife yells.
"No, Don't come down here!" I yell.
Then someone stars banging on the basement door, thank God I locked it. "I yank off my clothes and pull out my breast forms, then scramble to find something to put on. I hear my Mom at the top of the Stairs, "Can I come down, that's your Dad out there, he needs to borrow something."
AHHHHH!!!!!!
It seems they have to do this once a year.
