My wife and I walked into a local family restaurant and sat down for lunch. The waitress showed up and said "Good morning ladies."

The problem was, I was not dressed or presenting as a "lady". I was wearing jeans, a men's pullover shirt and sneakers.

My wife said "Well your secret is out now."

The waitress apologized and took our orders.

My take from this is that if I'm going to be seen as a woman by people I might as well dress like one, right? I wonder if I can convince my wife.