Let's hear some positive things that may have happened for you in the year of Satan.

-I retired.
-My daughter got married.
-I put more miles on my bicycle than I did my car.
-My car (electric) was used so little, my average monthly utility payment got decreased.
-I've totally quit watching network news, cable news, political discussion.
-I've met a lot of nice people here.
-I've started doing a little more with makeup and less with silicone.