So there was me and my GF the other day in this HUGE supermarket, nice paisley just below the knee skirt, black high neck jumper and a nice necklace, plus the obligatory mask, except this one was of a big dog's nose with a big pink tongue hanging down. The lass at the till greeted me and then noticed my mask instead of replying hello I said "woof,woof". Well that did it she collapsed in fits of giggles, and then when I moved along to pay I said "kisses free" making the motions of a dog licking!!!!. The lass at the next checkout heard all of the laughing looked round saw what we were all laughing about and joined in!!
It made my day!!!