Before the last lockdown in the UK I made a visit to my out of town store , there appeared to be more sales staff than customers so when I approached the checkout several were standing against the backwall chatting . I took one look and said to them all , " look at this , all dressed up and nowhere to go !" One of the females shook her head and pointed to her corporate uniform and said " What dressed like this !" So I replied , " You've no excuse , look at all these lovely clothes on the racks ". While the lady was checking my items out I pointed out that the management were missing a trick , they could use their checkout staff as models . I suggested it could sound something like this , from the automatic announcement , " Cashier No 2 ( pause ) she is wearting a skirt and top from the spring collection by Roman ". "Cashier No 4 ( Oh ) someone should have advised him to choose something from the male section ! But he does look cute in the off the shoulder outfit !!" .
I'm sure the poor checkout lady nearly wet herself laughing , the guy next to her didn't know what to make of it , I will add all this took place with the covid-19 safety precautions . This is why I miss my High Street shopping , you cant have the same fun online .