After dressing, have you ever forgotten to hide an item or two?

One day I went to high school and realized I left a bag on the kitchen table with a girdle, stockings and bra in it.
When I got home from school it was in the hall and nobody said anything about it.

Another time after dressing I went to a party and two girls asked me why I was wearing eyeliner. "oops"

I think the worst one was when my wife came down from the bedroom carrying my sz13 pumps I forgot to hide after dressing, she took it pretty bad!