Here is one for you.
I got a call today from Jose Med...ez.. Something like that, I do not know him. He said we met at the Cinco de Maio party, May 5th is a celebration in Mexico when they defeated the French in the late 1800's.
I did not go to any party. Told him he had the wrong number. Did not listen to me and told me we danced all night and had a ton of fun. I laughed at that one. It was not me and you got the wrong number again. He insted on taking me out for Enchilada's tonight. "I will buy you all the enchiladas you can eat". I told him that if he saw the size of me, he would know that I can eat a lot of enchiladas.
He said he would pick me up tonight, I said sure go ahead. then I hung up.
Told my wife about the call. This is where the CDing aspect of my life comes in. She told me that if I was out dancing that night dressed as a woman she would have a fit. I told her not to be crazy. I would never do that.
She asked if I got out wearing makeup dressed. I lied and told her no.
At least it is partially true, I do not go out dancing dressed, I do not like dancing.
