We are getting ready to move and sell our house so the real estate agent (a friend of my wife's) is walking around the house looking things over and telling us what to do to make it more attractive to buyers.
There's a sort of "half closet" in the main closed that I built to make use of some wasted space. It's where my wife keeps some of her purses and where I keep my purses and my wig. She opens the door and there is my wig, on it's stand in all its glory for everyone to see!
She turns to my wife and says "Is that your wig (wife's name)?" My wife said "It could be." (She, Like I was caught by surprise.)
At least that's all she saw, my boobs and hips are on a different shelf, pretty well covered by "normal" clothing.