My wife. We'd been drinking. I said that sometimes I like to dress like a woman, and she said, "So you're gay?" I told her the contrary. I was about to puke that I even tried to tell her this stuff. She thought it was a joke -- we drank some more whiskey. Maaaaaaan. This sucks.

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Right now I guess she thinks it's a joke, but you have to wonder. I'm hoping she asks me about it tomorrow.