The other day I was all dolled up and the phone rang. I could see it was nobody I knew and an out of state call so I decided to answer in my best "female" voice. The guy asked for "Jane" and since there is nobody here named jane, I told him so and that he must have the wrong number. All in my best female voice.

He said "Thank you sir."

I guess I need to work on that female voice a bit. Maybe record myself and listen to the recording.