I normally get a Monday as a free day to dress, as my wife is in work. The last four Mondays have worked out something like this:
Monday 1 - I was ill, and in bed all day
Monday 2 - Wife was ill, so didn't go into the office.
Monday 3 - I had to run some errands, which meant no time to dress.
Monday 4 - Window cleaner was coming over, and my working day was so busy I didn't have the opportunity to dress.
My wife was then due to go into the office today as a one off, but for one reason and another she wasn't able to. I'm really disappointed by this, as I had gotten my outfit out ready in the wardrobe, and was all set for painting my nails, putting on false eyelashes and a full face of makeup. It's like the world is conspiring against me to stop me dressing!
I'm hopeful that next Monday will be back to normal service, and I will get an opportunity, as she doesn't work over Christmas and I know that I won't get to dress between the 17th December and 5th January!
