I was doing some vacuuming around the living room this afternoon with my wife and daughter there. The conversation goes like this (bare in mind I'm completely in the closet and my wife has no idea):
Wife: "your dad's like a Cinderella"
Me: "yeh, only I don't get the pretty dress"
Wife: (jokingly) "Well you could do the house work in my wedding dress!"
I wanted to say "YES!!!!", but of course, I just smiled and continued on :-( Looks like I won't be going to the ball.