Ladies, I believe that the ability to laugh at one's self is a sign of strength, humor, and inner peace. Having said that, here are some (very old) crossdressing jokes. Please note that they are meant to be amusing, not offensive...
CDs love to eat, drink, and be Mary
Why are so many CDs in the closet? That's where they keep their dresses
An angry wife caught her husband crossdressing, so he packed up her things and left
What do you call a crossdressing cow? Dairy Queen
What's the difference between a CD and a transexual? Two years
Why was the CD upset on Christmas morning? All he got in his stocking was a run
Why are CDs so empathetic towards women? We put ourselves in their shoes
What do you call a crossdresser who can't lie? The Truth Fairy
Hopefully these old jokes brought a grin, not a grimace (even though they're really bad jokes!!).