Ladies, I believe that the ability to laugh at one's self is a sign of strength, humor, and inner peace. Having said that, here are some (very old) crossdressing jokes. Please note that they are meant to be amusing, not offensive...

CDs love to eat, drink, and be Mary

Why are so many CDs in the closet? That's where they keep their dresses

An angry wife caught her husband crossdressing, so he packed up her things and left

What do you call a crossdressing cow? Dairy Queen

What's the difference between a CD and a transexual? Two years

Why was the CD upset on Christmas morning? All he got in his stocking was a run

Why are CDs so empathetic towards women? We put ourselves in their shoes

What do you call a crossdresser who can't lie? The Truth Fairy

Hopefully these old jokes brought a grin, not a grimace (even though they're really bad jokes!!).