Whew! I had a close call today. I got some new lingerie in the mail today and I couldn't wait to check it out. I have a fairly large shop that is separate from the house, so I went down there to open the package up. Everything was there and it is all just what I expected. I packed it all up and am waiting for a time to take it up to the house to put it with all of my other stuff. I went back up to the house and my wife was laying down on the couch because she was not feeling well. We talked for a bit and then I went to use the restroom. When I looked down at my feet, there was a black thong sitting on my shoe! Oh my! It's a good thing my shoe is black as well. I need to be more careful.
